Well, retirement is not what I expected.  The misses is making me do all kinds of chores around the house, and I haven't had anything to do for a long time. 
The trip to peru fell through;  we had a bit of trouble at the airport, because they wouldn't let me take my clarinet in my carry-on bag.  I threw a bass mallet at the security officer, so they kicked us out.  I looked on the line for cheap vacations, and I hit the jackpot.  I got a 5 star hotel room in Cuba for $5!  I didn't know why, bu...

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I have now reached the fith day of my new years! I am sorry i couldn't talk to you earlier computer but me and the misses have been celebrating all week! Sorry i got to go! She wants to show me something now. Tomorrow we begin our trip for Peru. I wonder what those stupid students are doing now.... Oh well I don't care!
Sincerely,
Mike
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Dear Computer,
I have decided to retired. And suprisingly I don't feel to bad. I feel glad. Even though I have had a very bad day. I'm just taking everyone down and singing a sad song but I can turn around. So I guess this is it computer. It's been fun.
Goodbye.
Mike.
P.S. Just kidding me and the missies are going to have a huge party on the last day and then I am going to sail very far away and never come back.
Oh well there is still 11 actual days left so i better just keep counting down.
Sincer...
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Dear Computer,
Tomorrow was not a good day, because tomorrow is today and today is tomorrow, and yesterday is the future, and DAMN, my stupid pills are making me crazy again!  That dang doctor is so stupid.  I think doctors should have a better education than band teachers, but apparently the whole world is stupid.  I am the supreme being, and all shall be silent around me, or people will be seeing other rooms.  All I expect is responsibility, respect, and reasonabo.  The children will not be ...

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Dear Computer,
Well today has been a tough week. The children won't be quiet, the elf won't stop yelling, and my heart has skipped a few beats. But today was kind of weird because when I woke up and went outside to fetch the paper, there was a bunch of people with cameras taking my picture and asking me what my prediction was. I didn't know what prediction they were talking about so I went inside and they all went away in dissapointment. Today also marks the 1 year anniversary when the childre...
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