Dear Computer,
I have officaly had it with the students! So I have clevery devised a new point system. Everyone starts with 120 points and everyday I subtract points on days. Step 1 I take 6 points and then Step 2 I take 8 and then Out of The Room is 10 points. I call it.....The New Point System. It is designed to stop them from the foolishness and ricliousness they give me in the room. It cannot be hacked or overidden. I have designed to be full proof and have bought a patent for it. Oh Computer, please tell me that everything is going to be all right. I need to know that. Please Computer.....just once can you talk to me? DAMN YOU COMPUTER I COMMAND YOU AGAIN TO SPEAK!!!...I'm sorry. I just can't take it anymore! So I have decided to retire. I know this is going to be a great suprise to the people because I am so young. but that one kid and his friend have pushed me to my edge and ruffled my feathers to much! So I am done! I give up! But not with you Computer. I will never forget you. I have to go now. my little elf wants to watch some videos on the web. Maybe I will conquer those student one day! Oh well ther is always tomorrow.
Sincerely,
 Mike