Dear Computer,
I have decided to retired. And suprisingly I don't feel to bad. I feel glad. Even though I have had a very bad day. I'm just taking everyone down and singing a sad song but I can turn around. So I guess this is it computer. It's been fun.
Goodbye.
Mike.
P.S. Just kidding me and the missies are going to have a huge party on the last day and then I am going to sail very far away and never come back.
Oh well there is still 11 actual days left so i better just keep counting down.
Sincerely,
Mike