Vara Vara Land

The supreme and awesome leader of the Vara Vara Army, Big Ben is not to be reckoned with.  He has been fighting with Jose Mexicano since the Mexcianos first arrived in Vara Vara Land.  Big Ben is known for his afro, charming nature, and belligerent sense of humor.  He enjoys basketball, Dr. Pepper, and riding dolphins.

Penelope Peril is a very troubled young woman who is possesed by demons.  Penelope was once a very nice and lovely young girl, who had talent in meteorology.  When she was very little, Penelope consumed evil berries that were cursed by Mike Vara.  Now, Penelope has frequent outbursts of demonic hatred and belligerency.  She enjoys telling fortunes, giving weather reports, dancing, long walks on the beach, and tearing people apart.

Billy-Bob is one of our most ellusive members.  He is a lead reporter for the original Vara Vara Land news show, and an original cast member.  He is rarely seen in videos, because he is extremely camera shy. Billy-Bob usually assumes the role of camera man, because he does not always approve of our videos.  Some say that he is an undercover agent working for the Filipino government, but we dismiss such accusations.  He someday hopes to become a famous artist, author, and song-writer.

Ace is a key member of the Vara Vara Land cast.  He is very flexible and utilizes his many different skills to make himself a very useful and talented member.  He has been known to play guitar and star in many music videos, along with his good buddies Big Ben and Ian.  Although his true identity is unknown, some say he has a striking resemblance to the infamous Jose Mexicano.  Ace has been playing in a garage band for years, and is currently employed in a medical hospital near belgium.

 Ian....... This indescribable young......man..is the most unpredictable member.He enjoys wrestling and acting like a lunatic.  He has been known to dress up as other people and hismost useful quality is his slapstick comedy, which makes up for his utter nonsense and tomfoolery.  Ian has no need for a code name or psuedonym, simply because he does not care about his secret identity.  He often drums and makes other noises.  Ian once killed a pack of wolves with only his bare hands and a basketball.

Jose Mexicano is the founder of Fort Mexicano, and leader of the Mexicano tribe.  Jose was first made known to the world by his amazing chart-topping songs, but later became better known for his revolution in Mexico.  He led a group of rebels called the Mexicanos, who were exiled from the country.  He then led them to Vara Vara Land, where they established Fort Mexicano, and discovered the ancient powers of Wo-Wo-Ha Mountain.  Since then, the Mexicanos have been fighting Big Ben and his army, for control of Vara Vara Land.  Jose enjoys long hikes through the woods, and reading romantic books.

Pedro Mexicano is the eldest of the Mexicano brothers.  Although Jose is the leader of the group, Pedro tends to give him most of his advice, and makes most of the battle plans and tough decisions. He is a silent leader, and is less popular than his brother Jose. Pedro has excellent fighting skills, matched only by those of his brother Tito, and Big Ben of Vara Vara Land.  He always seems to be fighting with Tito for reasons unknown.  Pedro plays trumpet for various mariachi bands, and enjoys smooth jazz.

Tito Mexicano is the youngest of the Mexicanos.  He is rarely seen without one of his older brothers, who take care of him reluctantly.  Tito still has much to learn about the world, and is known to break girls' hearts very often(unintentionally of course).  Most of the time he has no idea what is going on, and is often seen fighting with his older brother Pedro.  He is often dragged along by his older brothers on adventures throughout Vara Vara Land.

 Francis......  Apart from randomly blacking out and freezing at inconvenient times, Francis spends his time being angry, trying to kill Pedro Mexicano, hurting people, and singing/dancing wildly.  It is believed that he has a rare medical condition called Francitis.  The symptoms include:  zoning out, sudden outbursts of anger, randomly naming famous people, and being grumpy.  Some say that when Francis blacks out, mini francis's climb out of his ears, and gently pull him down with ropes.  There is a big red button in his brain that says go.  It is broken.  The mini francis's spill coffee on it on occasion.  When he has frequent blackouts, the mini men must fix the button before they can press the button and make him go.  I hope it makes a slight bit of sense to you now.  I know it is very complicated, but that's how it is.