Vara Vara Land

Well, retirement is not what I expected.  The misses is making me do all kinds of chores around the house, and I haven't had anything to do for a long time. 
The trip to peru fell through;  we had a bit of trouble at the airport, because they wouldn't let me take my clarinet in my carry-on bag.  I threw a bass mallet at the security officer, so they kicked us out.  I looked on the line for cheap vacations, and I hit the jackpot.  I got a 5 star hotel room in Cuba for $5!  I didn't know why, but it seemed like they really wanted to sell that room.  When we arrived in Cuba, there was no one there.  I was extremely confused, but the deal was too good to turn down.  We arrived in the hotel, and we had the whole place to ourselves.  The misses said something was wrong, but I didn't listen.  We just couldn't figure it out.  She wouldn't shut up, so I locked myself in a bedroom.  I finally had time alone with my clarinet, when all of a sudden, it hit.  The greatest hurricane of the century.  There was thunder and lightning, and so much wind and rain that I couldn't see anything out of the window.  Then I understood why we got the room so cheap.  The maid was a thief!  The hurricane was so strong that it tore down the whole hotel.  I was very confused.  The hurricane carried me to an unusual island with mysterious powers.  I then realized that I had lost my wife, all of my luggage, and my clarinet.  Now I must go on a long journey to find the luggage and the clarinet. 

I will talk to you later computer......Wait a minute, how am I talking to you computer?  I'm stuck on a uninhabited island with no computer.  It doesn't make any sense.  This is ridiclous and unacceptable.  Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Mike