My doctor said that I should make a list of everything I hate, so here goes.

I hate technology, I hate computers, I hate this website, I hate those stupid kids, I hate children, I hate Walt Disney, I hate this stupid classroom, I hate the elf, I hate J.K. Rowling, I hate Harry Potter, I hate everything to do with that stupid series, I hate C.S. Lewis, I hate Narnia, I hate J.R.R. Tolkien, I hate Ben Affleck, I hate the confederacy, I hate the union, I hate George Bush, I hate George W. Bush, I hate K-fed, I hate babies, I hate midgets, I hate McDonalds, I hate the Hamburglar, I hate my mother, I hate my father, I hate my grandfather, I hate my grandmother, I hate my sisters, I hate my sister's son, I hate my nephew, I hate the Cleveland Browns, I hate Dick Van Dyke, I hate Mary Poppins, I hate Joe, I hate Jeff Dunham, I hate ACDC, I hate Metallica, I hate Ozzy Osbourne, I hate Michael Jackson (well at least he is dead), I hate this stupid kid song, I hate the kids who are singing this song, I hate who ever wrote this stupid song, I hate whoever put this song on this website, I hate all rock music ever, I hate rap, I hate reese's peanut butter cups, I hate little boys, I hate whoever made this website, I hate whoever was friends with that person, I hate Alex, I hate that ugly woman from 'sex in the city', I hate Peter Griffin, I hate Brian, I hate David Cook, I hate David Archuleta, I hate David Krejci, I hate David and Goliath, I hate Joan Rivers, I hate the Burger King, I hate criminals, I hate LOST, I hate Earth, I hate every instrument except for the clarinet, I hate the sun, I hate David Krejci, I hate dogs, I hate computer repair people, I hate Mickey Mouse, I hate sony, I hate Playstations, I hate terrorists, I hate Swiss, I hate James Bond, I hate bananas, I hate fat people, I hate skinny people, I hate normal people, I HATE ALL PEOPLE, I hate Thomas Jefferson, I hate computer games, I hate King Tut, I hate Obama, I hate George Washington, I hate the New York Times, I hate ridiclousness, I hate horseplay, I hate the noise in the classroom, I hate lights, and buttons, and switches, and beeps, and sounds, I hate Jessica Simpson, I hate the wizard of oz, I hate the tin man, I hate tacos, I hate Mexico, I hate Canada, I hate maple syrup, I hate noise, I hate bands, I hate percussion, I hate this list, I hate CD players, I hate George Clooney, I hate television, I hate Dora the Explorer, I hate my doctor, I hate birds, I hate Mr. Roboto, I hate the Mexicanos, I hate online gaming, I hate Ian, I hate Bob, I hate Kevin, I hate pineapples, I hate grapefruit, I hate that one guy, I hate that one tv show, I hate Disneyland, I hate Kyle, I hate the Beatles, I hate David Krejci, and I HATE, I HATE, I HATE HATE HATE PETER PAN!!!!!  BUT MOST OF ALL, I.....HATE.....YOU!!!!!!!!